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A postscript:

I filled the other car this morning, being veryverywickitcaffle not even to touch the camera hanging around my neck.  Hastened inside, so as not to appear to have mistaken the pump for long term parking.  [...]

[Tonight's conversation, with Yez in plain vanilla Verdana, Jef in italics.]
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What is the fascination with satellite radio?  Who buys these?  I will just never be that desperate for radio.
Oh, they have all these channels–
So do regular radios.
–and they’re commercial-free.  And no deejays.
I like deejays!  A few of them even tell you what song they just [...]

It’s a dirty job, but somebody’s gotta do it: I collect, among other things, snapshots of signs which tickle my funnybone.  (As always, hover for captions.)  Some stand alone, but others fall into natural categories – street names, for example.
Many are helpfully descriptive, but sometimes they get a little [...]